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Is there life after Forensics? [14 Aug 2004|04:19pm]
mlmcgrath
Just to deviate from the applications that are this community, to all those ex-speech hos (or whatever....) what are you doing now that high school forensics is no more? Are you competing at college or just working at McDonald's? Or anything in between.



I'm not competing any more but I am studying Communications (i.e. speech and theatre education) at Indiana Universtiy. My goal is to ultimatly coach and teach high school forensics. (You all can agree that once speech has your soul - you're never getting it back.)
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[02 Aug 2004|10:42pm]

nikkabee

*Name and Age: Nichole "Hot as Shit Nikki" Parker. 19. Twnety in a few. That's so old!

*Three reasons why you should be accepted:

1. I look damn good standing in my underwear. 2. I can sing in the rain, dance with myself, and am able to seduce anyone with my sex appeal. 3. I have clevage, a quick wit, a seductive stare, and a mind that can play games better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

*Three FUCKING good reasons why you are as hot as us

1. ...Stripper. That's instant sex appeal. That also means free lap dances! 2. I still wear my suits and stilettos, because let's face it...how fucking hot is a lady in stilettos!? 3. I can write an entire oratory in one night. And not for myself. And still look hot as shit with no sleep and starbucks in hand.

*Promote this community and prove that you did by giving us a link to your livejournal.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/nikkabee/

AND FINALLY: One picture of you in a suit behind an LJ cut.And make it sexy. Seriously.

*picture soon. as soon as I can get claire to photgraph me in my (lesser) speech attire.

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[02 Aug 2004|10:36pm]

nikkabee

*Name and Age: Nichole "Hot as Shit Nikki" Parker. 19. Twnety in a few. That's so old!

*Three reasons why you should be accepted:

1. I look damn good standing in my underwear. 2. I can sing in the rain, dance with myself, and am able to seduce anyone with my sex appeal. 3. I have clevage, a quick wit, a seductive stare, and a mind that can play games better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

*Three FUCKING good reasons why you are as hot as us

1. ...Stripper. That's instant sex appeal. That also means free lap dances! 2. I still wear my suits and stilettos, because let's face it...how fucking hot is a lady in stilettos!? 3. I can write an entire oratory in one night. And not for myself. And still look hot as shit with no sleep and starbucks in hand.

*Promote this community and prove that you did by giving us a link to your livejournal.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/nikkabee/

AND FINALLY: One picture of you in a suit behind an LJ cut.And make it sexy. Seriously.

*picture soon. as soon as I can get claire to photgraph me in my (lesser) speech attire.

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APPLICATION! [02 Aug 2004|03:03am]

thegreentunnel
[ mood | sleepy ]

i throw water on YOU!Collapse )

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I was quite the policy whore [01 Aug 2004|11:08pm]
msdarcy
Name and Age: Maria 19
*Three reasons why you should be accepted (and don't screw around)
1. I was on my debate team for a fucking year and a half of my life!
2. I would often get angry and make snide remarks toward the other team during the little cross examinations.
3. I look so purrrrty in my debate team garb.
*Three FUCKING good reasons why you are as hot as us
1. I used to harass my debate team couch, Carl, by repeatedly referring to him as Officer Carl Winslow (the black father from Family Matters) to which he did not take kindly.
2. Policy debate brings out the tiger in me.
3. I used to get hit on by fat nerds from other schools in between matches and egged them on by smiling and making eye contact.
*For alls you speech and debate sluts, have you actually won anything?
Winter Trophy, 3rd place. Take that fucking Chaparral!
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=msdarcy
Picture coming real soon!
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[01 Aug 2004|11:14pm]
mlmcgrath
*Name and Age: Michelle - 19
*Three reasons why you should be accepted (and don't screw around)
- I haven't competed since May of 2003 and need to satisfy my jones for Forensics somehow.
- I've been competing for over 7 years.
- I am able a way to take a picture of any one at any time at any given speech meet. (got to love digital cameras...)
*Three FUCKING good reasons why you are as hot as us
- I've been sportin' the suits since Jr. High.
- I've mastered the technique of fraternization to get you want in a Congress round.
- I've been awarded the "Speech Slut in Training" award by a fellow teammate.
*For alls you speech and debate sluts, have you actually won anything?
- 3rd Runner up to qual. for NFL Nationals 2002
- 8th in the State 2003
- Competed at Cat. Nat's 2003
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[01 Aug 2004|06:06pm]

ihitonyourmom
Name:
SHane Allen

Age:
18...... in a month

3 Reasons why i should be accepted:

1) I take my sluttyness seriously. Even if it's with your boyfriend, frances. I feel that being premiscuous is in art, and im still trying to master it.
2) I do speech and debate and i rock!
3) I where pick shirts, unlike hot arab-ass!

3 Reasons I am as hot as you' all!:

1) Im shane fucking allen (frances you know what im talking about! eh eh.... you too alex)
2) Im the selfproclaimed hottest man in forensics!
3) I have more fashion sense than any man in speech and debate! ( i work at buckle.)

Have i won anything!?:
- Double qualing to nationals, do i have to say more?... Oh yeah third in the nation, in poetry.

www.livejournal.com/users/ihitonyourmom

PICS COMMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!
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you love me, you really love me. [01 Aug 2004|01:03am]

dark_flame18
[ mood | amused ]

Hey, so thanks for letting me join your community.
You all should post a comment telling me who you
guys are... That would be nice.
Catch you on the flip side,
Tom

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REMINDER [31 Jul 2010|03:19pm]

frannymchot
REMINDER:
Hey guys, to post applications,go to the user info and click on the pencil icon at the top of the page so you can post your application in this community. If you have any questions, feel free to comment.
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[30 Jul 2004|12:35am]

magdalena2041
gabi soto, 18
i would like to be in this community because i have a same sex crush on frances. (actually i just want her sex. whatever)

my third reason is because i want to be associtated with your beautifous lovelinesses.

and how am i as hot as you?! minus the suitCollapse )
enough said

i wish i was a speecher. i mightve probably almost possibly wouldve won if i was. i think...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/magdalena2041/
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[29 Jul 2004|10:20pm]

the_orange_cat
Name: Toby Cantolope, Age: 17+1

Reasons I should be accepted:
1) Well Frances is really hot and hopefully I can try and be half as hot as her
2) Becca is just as hot and I don’t know her as well, so it’ll be a chance to her and new people
3) “Shit what can I say…affirmative action”

3 Reasons I’m just as hot:
1) Well 1st off I’m not really, so I’m trying to make it work by joining this club
2) I wear glasses sometimes people think that’s sexy and smart
3) I’m tall and dark so that’s like 2 out of 3

Sorry never was in debate for an award, sorry…

here’s the link folks a little bland though: http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_orange_cat/
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My "Application" [29 Jul 2004|01:28am]

anothabrownface

Andrew J Knight   23

reasons why to accept:

1.  I am your ex coach making you my ex speechies thus I still rule over you in ex speech world.  That's logic baby!

2. You axed ME to join.

3.  I know ebonics . . . ok, that is not a reason.  I know more  about ex speeching than anyone else that would join this community.

God, this is kinda degrading.  Get yer laughs now sistas!  There shall be come uppance.

reasons why I am hot . . . jesus, did I mention degrading?

1. I am the eldest of the Knight brothers and thus lead them.

2. I own at least two $400 suits and look damn good in them.

3. My girlfriend is hot.  You know it.  Don't deny it.

I believe that was all the app. axed for.

drew

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you guys are hott [28 Jul 2004|11:41pm]

irishluckycharm
[ mood | crazy ]

Name and Age: Kristin Cassidy, 18
2. i love frances and becca
i love frances and becca
i love frances and becca

3 well, you guys are the amazing hottness, i am only a facet of your true beauty!!
but if i were to say somethings, it would be that i look hot in glasses, i have freckles and i
i can make pouty lips look good...
4. i cant say that i was on speech and debate.. sorry!!!
5. http://www.livejournal.com/users/irishluckycharm/..... not that its very interesting, but there you go!!!

and i dont know how to take pics and then put them on to a comp, but id do it in a heart beat!!!

love you girls!!!

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ooo! me! pick me! please! [29 Jul 2004|12:49am]

cassettewhore
[ mood | hopeful ]

name and age: claire marie ambrose taylor, age 18 (although i really wish my name were something REALLY sexy. like frances....or becca)

3 reasons why i should be accepted:
1) i feel like i embody the true spirit of an ex-speech ho
2) i both loved and hated speech
3) i'm coaching for at least the next two years (just so i have an excuse to be around the hotness of frances and becca and other ex-speech hos)

3 fucking good reasons why i'm as hot as you:
1) i'm going to marry frances, and she has impeccable taste in significant others
2) i'm good at sex!
3) i spend weekends walking around my house in a black bra, black panties, a pin-striped jacket, and black stilettos.

have i actually won anything?
yep. i've won a lot of things. a few first places. seventh place at nat quals ONE TIME! the only things i have yet to win are your hearts. but don't worry, i will remedy that situation with chocolate, poems, home-cooked dinners, expensive jewelry, and lap dances.

www.livejournal.com/users/cassettewhore

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REMINDER [28 Aug 2010|11:08pm]

frannymchot
REMINDER:
Hey guys, to post applications you go to the user info and click on the pencil icon at the top so you can post your application on the community page. If you have any questions, feel free to comment.

Have fun, guys!
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join, bitches! [28 Jul 2004|07:00pm]

kisses_kisses


only hot shit like this allowed


time to fill out the application, kids!
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